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Facebook status generator - What are you doing at the moment?

Facebook status updates are a funny old game. Of course it's imperative that you let all of your friends know exactly how your hangover's progressing or what you're planning to have for dinner.

But if you're looking for something a bit more interesting to say, or you want all those old school chums and passing acquaintances to marvel at what a peculiar individual you've become, then why not generate a random Facebook status and copy and paste it into your profile?

Click the button below and allow @jimmysixbellies' Facebook status generatr to cobble together some meaningless random gibberish on your behalf. It's not like you have anything better to do.

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"lives on a diet of

"lives on a diet of periodical adolescents"

It's going to be legen - wait for it - dary!

"longs to be romantically entangled with a series of genitalia"

Didn't realize there was another option ...

"will never get used to mankind's sandwiches"

Are there any other sandwiches?

will never get used to ...

"will never get used to your auntie's toothpick manufacturers"

*snort*

this is crap

5

this is crap

"thinks the global recession

"thinks the global recession can be solved using idiosyncratic adolescents."

collects photographs of incriminating cucumbers

collects photographs of incriminating cucumbers

there oughta be laws against that sort of thing

is hoppier than a kangaroo

is hoppier than a kangaroo in a big purple and yellow bouncy castle that is sitting on top of a trampoline that's attached to a bungee cord (InSERT NUMEROUS EXCLAMaTION MARKSss)

¡¡¡ pǝɹoq

5

¡¡¡ pǝɹoq ʎןǝʇǝןdɯoɔ sı

mum's the word

I won't tell anyone about that badger's donkeys

I was offended by reluctant

I was offended by reluctant genitalia.

EPIC WIN

OMG! Have my babies!

could be talked into getting jiggy with several quadrupeds

They're quadrupeds, right?

"could be talked into getting jiggy with bigoted armadillos"

I guess I will ...

rediscovered a preoccupation with pretty little donkeys

status

5

Thinks whoever said nothing was impossible never tried nailing jelly to a wall

my statue

is angry so she removed all her keyboard keys except W, T and F

thought of myself ;) ernie

5

thought of myself ;)

ernie wonders why facebook has caused him to talk in the third person...

Is wondering ...

"lives on a diet of epic cucumbers"

What makes a cucumber epic?

"looks forward to frozen

"looks forward to frozen adolescents"

wades through piles of canoodling flamingos

wades through piles of canoodling flamingos

Conjures an evocative mental image. Reminiscent of Garcia Marquez's sea of dead chickens in Living To Tell The Tale. Or something.

Do LOLcats count?

collects photographs of ridiculous quadrupeds

Definitely. And lolruses.

Definitely. And lolruses.

I'm feeling slightly ill.

"might be coming down with a touch of ridiculous pineapples"

I hope it isn't contagious.

evolved from the opposite of light bulbs

evolved from the opposite of light bulbs!

Are we mortal enemies then?

evolved from twelve light bulbs

wants to note that he thanks

wants to note that he thanks you for noticing this new notice. Your noticing will be noted on a side note.

longs to be romantically

longs to be romantically entangled with scraggy mongooses

hello new

very fine

the best I've seen.

"committed the sin of Onan with Teflon trousers."

will never forget the

will never forget the tyranny of Norwegians

lomm [laugh out my mouth]

sweats like a whore in church

wants the image of the

wants the image of the hooloovoo to return minus the eggs

secretly sniffs petulant

secretly sniffs petulant ticket inspectors

WHAT?!!?

"evolved from a series of colostomy bags"?!!?

I be insulted!

Tyler dreamt about massive

Tyler dreamt about massive openings

i really cant...

can't help but raise the question of subconscious donkeys

is exhilarated in the face

is exhilarated in the face of badly organised belly buttons

if i had a penny for the amount of times THAT'S happened. :O

can't shake the mental image of bigoted bungalows

can't shake the mental image of bigoted bungalows

Davey Luke finds it hard to

Davey Luke finds it hard to swallow subconscious pirates

love it!

DO NOT WANT!

does not want Teflon mongooses

dares to believe in the

dares to believe in the tyranny of faeces

indeed I do.

subscribes to the tenets of

subscribes to the tenets of quintessential moustaches

You should add more words..still though, BRILLO PADS!

..committed the sin of Onan with noodly spatulas.

Imagine!

Can't wait

Can't wait to be covered in lubricated gerbils

i put 2 and 2 together and got this one.. now everyone on my page thinks i have some sort of fetish!

Oh my gosh! my friend

Oh my gosh! my friend totally actually got that one for real! "Can't wait to be covered in lubricated gerbils"

hahaha, wow!

is exhilarated

5

is exhilarated in the face of those toothpick manufacturers
forgot about ill-conceived moustaches
won't tell anyone about Michael Flatley's spatulas, ponders the future of massive pineapples and conforms to all the preconceived notions about several knapsacks

should probably apologise

should probably apologise for the waiter's g-strings

smokes spindly Norwegians

smokes spindly Norwegians
lololol

I've got one

But since you preferred to tell everyone you've already patented this system, there's no way I'm gonna tell you which one I thought up, and it's better than any randomly generated status message including words like 'gangly' or 'intrepid.'

But if you're looking for

But if you're looking for something a bit more interesting to say, or you want all those old school chums and passing acquaintances to marvel at what a peculiar individual you've become, then why not generate a random Facebook status and copy and paste it into your profile?

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