Facebook status generator - What's on your mind?

Facebook status updates are a funny old game. Of course it's imperative that you let all of your friends know exactly how your hangover's progressing or what you're planning to have for dinner.

But if you're looking for something a bit more interesting to say, or you want all those old school chums and passing acquaintances to marvel at what a peculiar individual you've become, then why not generate a random Facebook status and copy and paste it into your profile?

Click the button below and allow @jimmysixbellies' Facebook status generatr to cobble together some meaningless random gibberish on your behalf. It's not like you have anything better to do.

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Submitted by meh (not verified) on Tue, 08/24/2010 - 12:41.

could be talked into getting jiggy with spindly flamingos

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looks forward to Sarah

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finds it hard to swallow that badger's pineapple

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"could be talked into getting jiggy with a series of adolescents" - Hahaha!!

has a hankering for

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lives on a diet of noodly

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has a hankering for your

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has a hankering for your auntie's adolescents

looks forward to

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looks forward to psychopathic openings.

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might be coming down with a touch of the opposite of sandwiches..

wonders how many cookies

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thinks the global recession can be solved using your mumma's pencil cases

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imagines grotesque turnips

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Submitted by Mohamed Kaba (not verified) on Sat, 07/17/2010 - 18:09.

(that's when, the people who comment finish the sentence)!

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Has been suckling at the

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Has been suckling at the teat of mankind's cucumbers ))
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subscribes to the tenets of

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subscribes to the tenets of psychopathic colostomy bags...

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evolved from pretty little

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evolved from pretty little pineapples

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likes the idea of noodly

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likes the idea of noodly toenails

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is terrified of pickled

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is terrified of pickled cavities

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dreamt about the opposite of

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dreamt about the opposite of Norwegians

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LOL

Submitted by Jim (not verified) on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 13:03.

intends to vote for your mumma's genitalia

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looks forward to the tyranny

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looks forward to the tyranny of moccasins

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is exhilarated in the face

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is exhilarated in the face of quintessential cavities..

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finds it hard to swallow

Submitted by wood stoves (not verified) on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 20:35.

finds it hard to swallow your chinchillas

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lol

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marvels at the possibilities

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has conformed to all the

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has conformed to all the preconceived notions about idiosyncratic gherkins.
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