Facebook status generator - What are you doing at the moment?

"lives on a diet of periodical adolescents"

"longs to be romantically entangled with a series of genitalia"

"will never get used to mankind's sandwiches"

Are there any other sandwiches?

"will never get used to your auntie's toothpick manufacturers"

*snort*

this is crap

"thinks the global recession can be solved using idiosyncratic adolescents."

collects photographs of incriminating cucumbers

there oughta be laws against that sort of thing

is hoppier than a kangaroo in a big purple and yellow bouncy castle that is sitting on top of a trampoline that's attached to a bungee cord (InSERT NUMEROUS EXCLAMaTION MARKSss)

¡¡¡ pǝɹoq ʎןǝʇǝןdɯoɔ sı

I won't tell anyone about that badger's donkeys

I was offended by reluctant genitalia.

EPIC WIN

could be talked into getting jiggy with several quadrupeds

Thinks whoever said nothing was impossible never tried nailing jelly to a wall

is angry so she removed all her keyboard keys except W, T and F

thought of myself ;)

ernie wonders why facebook has caused him to talk in the third person...

"lives on a diet of epic cucumbers"

What makes a cucumber epic?

"looks forward to frozen adolescents"

wades through piles of canoodling flamingos

Conjures an evocative mental image. Reminiscent of Garcia Marquez's sea of dead chickens in Living To Tell The Tale. Or something.

collects photographs of ridiculous quadrupeds

"might be coming down with a touch of ridiculous pineapples"

I hope it isn't contagious.

evolved from the opposite of light bulbs!

wants to note that he thanks you for noticing this new notice. Your noticing will be noted on a side note.

longs to be romantically entangled with scraggy mongooses

"committed the sin of Onan with Teflon trousers."

will never forget the tyranny of Norwegians

sweats like a whore in church

wants the image of the hooloovoo to return minus the eggs

secretly sniffs petulant ticket inspectors

"evolved from a series of colostomy bags"?!!?

I be insulted!

Tyler dreamt about massive openings

can't help but raise the question of subconscious donkeys

is exhilarated in the face of badly organised belly buttons

if i had a penny for the amount of times THAT'S happened. :O

can't shake the mental image of bigoted bungalows

Davey Luke finds it hard to swallow subconscious pirates

love it!

does not want Teflon mongooses

dares to believe in the tyranny of faeces

indeed I do.

subscribes to the tenets of quintessential moustaches

..committed the sin of Onan with noodly spatulas.

Imagine!

Can't wait to be covered in lubricated gerbils

i put 2 and 2 together and got this one.. now everyone on my page thinks i have some sort of fetish!

is exhilarated in the face of those toothpick manufacturers
forgot about ill-conceived moustaches
won't tell anyone about Michael Flatley's spatulas, ponders the future of massive pineapples and conforms to all the preconceived notions about several knapsacks

should probably apologise for the waiter's g-strings

smokes spindly Norwegians
lololol

But since you preferred to tell everyone you've already patented this system, there's no way I'm gonna tell you which one I thought up, and it's better than any randomly generated status message including words like 'gangly' or 'intrepid.'

But if you're looking for something a bit more interesting to say, or you want all those old school chums and passing acquaintances to marvel at what a peculiar individual you've become, then why not generate a random Facebook status and copy and paste it into your profile?

boediger